Darlene From 'Roseanne' Comes Out Of The Closet

We're not saying being a "girly girl" dictates your sexuality, but let's just say, former Roseanne actress, Sara Gilbert came out as a lesbian--and no one is really surprised.

Apple Juice Might Kill You

As if you don't have enough stress in your life, word has it that a harmless beverage known to mere mortals as apple juice, might just kill you!

'Jersey Shore' Star Releases Rap About Rape

Vinny from the Jersey Shore is nothing if not a hopeless romantic. To show his love for a special kind of lady (strippers) the reality star has released a new song Rack City Mix where he talks about rape...in a good way.

Kidnapper Sues Hostages For Emotional Distress

You know the legal system is trash when a criminal can sue their victims!

Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant...Again

While her sister is busy trying to pick up the pieces of her life and get back in the public's good graces, Kourtney Kardashian has been busy making babies. The reality star just announced that she is pregnant with her second child.

Will Anything Force Herman Cain Out Of The Presidential Race?

Herman Cain is an unstoppable angry man machine who keeps dodging one sexual harrassment claim after another, but it looks like he's met his match. As news of yet another sexual relationship with a woman who is not his wife, hit the news circuit this week, Cain may be thinking about stepping down from the presedential race.

Woman Busts Husband Taping Her Mom Using The Bathroom

Most people have issues getting along with their in-laws, a Virginia man was arrested for having the exact opposite problem. Not only does he like his mother-in-law, but he was so attracted to her that he resulted to taping her her undressing.

Comedian Patrice O'Neal Dead At 41

Comedian Patrice O'Neal died Monday (Nov. 28), of complication from suffering a stroke. He was 41.

Conrad Murray Gets Four Years In Prison For Micheal Jackson Death

Conrad Murray was sentenced to four years in prison Tuesday (Nov. 29) for his role in the death of Michael Jackson.

Kim Kardashian Is Back To Media Whoring

Admit it, those few weeks without Kim Kardashian news being drilled into your brain on a daily basis were nice. Well, playtime is over folks. Her show premiered with more than 3 million viewers over the weekend (up 6 percent from last season) so she's back in the game. Her latest attempt at grabbing your sympathy is telling the world that her 72-day marriage has made it abudantly clear that maybe a fairytale romance just isn't in the cards for her.

Usher's Ex-Wife Wants Full Custody Of Their Sons

Usher's ex-wife Tameka Raymond is hitting the R&B singer where it hurts, by trying to take full custody of their children. Fat chance.

Guy Dressed As Frosty the Snowman Arrested For Attacking Police, Kicking Dog

Frosty the Snowman is a real bad ass. The revered snowman was busted over the weekend for showing his icy side, by getting into a fight with police.

T-Boz Files For Bankruptcy

It looks like TLC is--sadly-- still having financial problems. Lead singer Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins has filed for bankruptcy yet again.

'Basketball Wives' Star Gets Her Own Show

Evelyn Lozada is ready for her close-up. The Basketball Wives star has landed her own show, alongside her (strange) hubby-to-be, Chad Ochocinco.

Drake's 'Take Care' Tops The Charts

Drizzy Drake will have a lot to celebrate this Thanksgiving. He's stopped wearing Bill Cosby sweaters (for now), cut his mini-afro, and now he has his second No. 1 album!

Beyonce Releases Yet Another Music Video Sneak Peak

Beyonce just won't let it go. Her '4' album isn't as successful as she (and we) would've hoped, and instead of taking the loss, she's releasing more videos. Yes, that's right.

Woman Crashes Car Because Boyfriend Wouldn't Take Her To See 'Twilight'

Twihards will do anything to get to the latest Twilight movie, but there's always a time when they need to stop themselves and get a grip. Unfortunately, one woman didn't follow those rules and crashed her car, then blamed Edward, Jacob, and Bella. The nerve!

Gospel Duo Mary, Mary Lands A Reality Show

The folks over at the WE network have found success airing the trials and tribulations of the Braxton family, and now another singing group of sister wants a shot at stardom: Mary, Mary.

Ashton Kutcher Tried To Save Marriage With $100K Car

Before Demi Moore gave him the boot, Ashton Kutcher tried his darndest to keep his wife around, but we all know how that story ended.

Jennifer Lopez Makes Marc Anthony Jealous At AMAs

If you weren't interested in giving a huge chunk of your Sunday night viewing schedule to ABC for their incredibly long (and boring) American Music Awards ceremony, then you missed out on the chance to see Jennifer Lopez give it her all....JLo style.

Woman Arrested For Using Glue, Cement In Illegal Butt Injection Procedures

A Miami woman--who was born a man--was arrested for posing as a doctor, and performing illegal butt injection procedures on several customers.

DMX And Ex-Wife Sign On For Reality Show

DMX and his estranged wife, Tashera Simmons, want to give it another go. The couple will attempt to work out their issues--on reality TV, appearing in the show Relationship Rehab on VH1.

Katt Williams Loses Custody Of Daughter

Katt Williams' string of bad luck doesn't looks like it will be slowing down anytime soon. The comedian has just lost custody of his 8-year-old adopted daughter.

PETA Goes After Super Mario, Urges Him Not To Wear Fur

PETA will go after anyone who wears fur, even if it's not actually a person. In their latest publicity stunt, they have lashed out at Super Mario (you know the dude from the Nintendo games?... he wears overalls and has a taller skinnier brother) for wearing a dead animal on his back...in a video game.

Joe Paterno Has Cancer

Former Penn State coach Joe Paterno has revealed that he has lung cancer.

Wife Shoots Husband After Finding His Stash Of Child Porn

A Scottish woman went crazy on her husband after she found his secret collection of child pornography, and may face up to 50 years in prison for shooting at him. The folks over at Penn State could take a lesson, this is the proper response to child predators.

Ricki Lake's Talk Show Brought Back From The Dead

Ricki Lake is getting a second shot at talk show stardom. Twentieth Television announced that they are bringing her talk show  back, for another go 'round.

Demi Moore Announces Split From Ashton Kutcher

Just because you haven't heard about them in the news lately doesn't mean Demi Moore is letting Ashton Kutcher off the hook for that whole cheating scandal. The actress announced today that she is divorcing her husband of six years.

Beyonce Releases Photos Of Her Wedding Dress...Three Years Late

Beyonce does everything on her own time, so even though she's been married for three years, she's decided that now is the perfect time to show off her wedding dress.

Laurianne Gibson Says She Wasn't Fired By Lady Gaga

Laurianne Gibson is opening up about rumors that she was kicked to the curb by her favorite little monster, Lady Gaga.

'Boycott Kim Kardashian' Website Pops Up On The 'Net

While the rest of America seems to be interested in protesting the economic injustices of the 1%, a small group of people have tackled a clearly more important issue: Kim Kardashian.

11-Year-Old Has Mom Arrested For Smoking Weed

Who says all those D.A.R.E. commercials aren't helping keep the kids off drugs? An 11-year-old boy busted his own mom because she wouldn't lay off the marijuana.

Katt Williams Questioned Over Possible Theft At Best Buy

Katt Williams is still going through the motions. The troubled comedian was questioned at a Best Buy in a theft incident.

People Magazine Says Bradley Cooper Is Sexier Than You Are

People Magazine has released their annual sexiest man alive issue and Bradley Cooper made the cut!

Usher's Baby Brother -James Lackey- Busted For Domestic Violence

Usher's baby brother has some real life issues he needs to tend to . While his brother is traveling the world and growing out his facial hair, baby Usher (aka James Lackey) was arrested for domestic violence.

Woman Attacks Boyfriend Because She Wanted A Cheesburger

A Wisconsin woman was arrested for beating up her boyfriend over a disappointing trip to McDonald's.

E! Network Extends 'Chelsea Lately' Through 2014

Get ready for more Chelsea Handler, America. The train that is Chelsea Lately will keep pushing forward until 2014.

Justin Bieber Off The Hook In Paternity Suit

It looks like Justin Bieber won't have to prove that he's not the father of Mariah Yeater's baby after all.

NeNe Leakes Sells 'I'm Very Rich B*tch!' T-Shirts

In case you haven't been watching this season, Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leaks is "very rich" now. So what better way than to cash in on her ignorance than to turn her economic status into a t-shirt line?

Herman Cain Has Never Heard Of Libya

Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain has no time for your games people. While you're busy worrying about what's going on in the world, he's got a campaign to run, and you know what's not on his list of matters that will help become president? Foreign policy!

Conrad Murray Wants To Kill Himself

Things have been crappy for Conrad Murray lately. Seeing as how he was just found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Micheal Jackson and was ordered to spend time behind bars, until he's sentenced, it's safe to say he's seen brighter days. Now that he's in prison, Murray has had lots of time to think and is apparently contemplating suicide.

Jerry Sandusky Addresses Rape Allegations, Says He's Not 'Sexually' Attracted To Boys

Disgraced former Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky has decided to address allegations that he raped several young boys, during his time at the university.

Brad Pitt Quitting Acting To Grow Out His Beard

Brad Pitt is giving up acting, to raise his children, travel the world, keep that beard going, and be awesome.

Study Finds Sex With Animals Causes Penis Cancer

If you're a dude who has a fondness for sex with animals, aside from getting extricated from any and all social circles, you'll also get cancer. In your penis.

College Professor Says Beautiful People Are Treated Better

After 20 years of research a University of Texas-Austin, professor has concluded what we could have told him in about five minutes: beautiful people get more perks in life.

Kat Von D Says Jesse James Cheated....19 Times

Well, well, well what have we here? It looks like reality star/tattoo queen Kat Von D has learned the hard way that if you date Jesses James, you will get cheated on! 

Zoe Saldana Is Back On The Market

Men all over the world are probably rejoicing at this news, so we'll give you a few seconds to start your round of applause. Done? Okay, great, so here's the deal: After over a decade together, Zoe Saldana and her fiancé have called it quits.

Jay-Z Pulls "Occupy All Streets" Shirts From Rocawear Line

Jay-Z and Rocawear are feeling the heat from releasing their "Occupy All Streets" t-shirts and have decided to pull the plug on the idea.

Twitter Addiction Costs Writer His Job...And His Marriage

Twitter addiction can cost you just about anything, and for one former writer, it made him lose his job, and his marriage.

Jay-Z Cashes In On Occupy Wall St. Craze

For the last few months, protesters have been occupying locations all over the country, and now it's become fashionable. Jay-Z and his Rocawear line are now hawking "Occupy All Streets" t-shirts, but have no plans to share the profits with the 99 percent. Nope! Rocawear is keeping the money. How you like them apples?