Tiger Woods Wins PGA Tournament

That's it Tiger, slow and steady wins the race.


It's taken him a while....a long while, bu Tiger Woods may finally be getting his mojo back. The gold star won his first PGA tournament in over two years. The father of two, netted a "w" during the Arnold Palmer Invitational Sunday, and was understandably excited about the whole thing. "It was just pure joy," he said. "You know, it was tough today. It was tough conditions out there, man. Wind was whipping out there. It was changing directions and intensities. Arnold did a hell of a job of getting these greens fast, and they were baked out and some of the hardest pins I've ever seen here."


Woods hasn't won a PGA event since 2009, back before it came out that he was cheating on his wife with tons of strippers, porn stars, and other upstanding citizens. She found out, wacked him with a golf club (allegedly), filed for divorce and is building a huge mansion near the home they used to share. He tried to act like he was sorry, but he still lost his family and a large chunk of his winning streak, in the process.

Funny how the tables turn.