January 31, 2012

Susan G. Komen Foundation Stops Funding Breast Cancer Screenings For Planned Parenthood Patients


Well this sucks.

Adele To Perform At The Grammy Awards



It's been a while since Adele clocked a live performance, but she's back in a major way.

'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Cast Lash Out At Lisa Vanderpump



The ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills were in rare form during last night's reunion.  Of course they were fighting over the real issues, which included their rivaling shoe lines, invitations to party at the Palms Hotel, and doing the splits.

British Man Denied Entry Into U.S. For Tweeting About 'Destroying' America



The Twitter police are real, and don't think they won't shut down your entrance into America, should they see fit.

Simon Cowell Fires Everyone From 'X Factor'



X Factor is going through some serious changes people.

January 30, 2012

Demi Moore Gets A (Second) E! True Hollywood Story



Demi Moore's drug-induced week has garnered her more attention from the folks over at E!

Herman Cain Endorses The Newt (As In Gingrich)



Hey, so remember when Herman Cain had that crazy idea of running for president until his sex scandals forced him out of the race? Lol, those were good times. Now he's back in the news.

Mother And Son Rob Tax Office With Curling Iron



Criminals are getting pretty lazy these days.

Soap Opera Actor Commits Suicide After Euthanizing Pet



Actor Nick Santino took his own life, after he was forced to have his dog put to sleep.

Some Dude Tries To Move Into Kim Kardashian's House...Without Her Permission



Kim Kardashian has made a career out of moving men in and out of her life before the beginning of each new season of her reality show. Unfortunately, one traspasser tried to move in a little too soon.

January 29, 2012

Stars Come Out To Celebrate Etta James



Legendary singer Etta James was laid to rest yesterday.

January 27, 2012

'Basketball Wives' Star Evelyn Lozada Says She's Done With Jennifer Williams



Those crazy Basketball Wives are at it again.

Amy Winehouse Resurrected In Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show



Designer John Paul Gaultier paid tribute to the late Amy Winehouse with his latest fashion show.

Costa Concordia Offers Passengers $14,000 For Cruise Ship Debacle


The passengers who almost lost their lives on that Italian cruise ship are being offered enough money to buy themselves a brand new Chevy Aveo... or a used Toyota Corolla.

Asthon Kutcher Wants In On The Demi Moore Drug Scandal


It took him a few days, but Ashton Kutcher has officially traded in fist-pumping in South America, for addressing the situation with his ex, Demi Moore.

Taco Bell Introduces Breakfast Menu



People shouldn't even be eating at Taco Bell, but now they're serving breakfast.

January 26, 2012

Oprah Named Godmother To Jay-Z and Beyonce's Daughter



When you're a young fly and flashy baby by the name of Blue Ivy Carter, and you've already made it to the Billboard charts-- and have your own weed--it only makes since that you're godmother be equally important.

Florida Man Arrested For Murder, Eating Victim's Eye



Florida police have apprehended a man suspected of murdering another man and eating his eye...


Pat Sajak Admits To Being Drunk On Wheel of Fortune



Grandmothers everywhere (aka, his target demo) will be shocked by this news.

Fox News Anchor Greg Kelly Under Investigation For Rape



New York City morning show host Greg Kelly has become famous for his hilarious little quips that make it to The Soup every week, but now he's making news for a different reason--and it's not funny. Not even a little bit.

Demi Moore Seizure Brought On By Inhaling "Whip-Its"



If you're like any normal human over the age of 16, then you probably have no idea what whip-its are---but apparently their the cause of Demi Moore's alleged seizure.

January 25, 2012

Paula Dean's Publicist Jumps Ship Following Diabetes Scandal



Paula Dean is pretty crazy ya'll, so much so that even her publicist is over it.

Gabby Gifford Resigns From Congress, John Boehner Bursts Into Tears



Speaker of the House, John Boehner has been known to turn on the waterworks, but this time he has a good reason.

Demi Moore Rushed To Hospital, Suffers Seizure



Things aren't looking too good for Demi Moore.

Tim Gunn Hasn't Had Sex In 29 Years



Tim Gunn hasn't gotten laid in a very, very long time, and he's totally cool with that.

January 24, 2012

Seal Doesn't Realize He's Getting A Divorce



Every once in a while we here at Pop Jargon take it upon ourselves to hold an intervention, and today's subject just happens to be Seal.

Dentist Admits To Medicaid Scam, Using Paper Clips On Patients



A former dentist has pleaded guilty to a long running Medicaid fraud which lead to his decision to use paper clips on patients instead of dental equipment.

Whitney Houston Has No Money



So, it looks like Whitney Houston is broke. This is awkward.

Jim Carrey's Daughter's 'Idol' Audition Was Staged



If you watched American Idol this past Sunday, and wondered what the hell Jim Carrey's daughter was doing on the show posing as a struggling artist, then congratulations because you're officially smart.

Chelsea Handler Says She Dumped 50 Cent Because He Was Childish



Oh Chelsea.

Cynthia Nixon Says Being Gay Is A Choice




In the long standing debate over whether homosexuality is biological or a choice, Cynthia Nixon just set the cause back a few years.

January 23, 2012

Teen Calls Cops On Mom For Having Sex



Let this be a lesson to the parents of the world: if you're brave enough to have sex while your child is in the other room, be ready to suffer the consequences.

Aretha Franklin Calls Off Wedding


Well that was fast.

Spike Lee Says Hollywood Doesn't Care About Black People



Spike Lee is known for being vocal when it comes to Hollywood (and the Knicks) so it comes as no surprise that the acclaimed director held no punches when speaking on the subject of Hollywood and black films.

Nearly One Third Of Lung Cancer Patients Still Smoke



Some smokers aren't going to let something as small as lung cancer stop them from getting a puff.

Is Vanessa Bryant Heading To 'Basketball Wives?'



Things are continuing to look up for Vanessa Bryant.

Chris Brown, Rihanna Club Together In Hollywood




Chris Brown and Rihanna's love continues to move full steam ahead.

Police Identify Victim In Hollywood Murder Mystery



Police are closer to wrapping up the mystery of the severed head found near the Hollywood sign.

January 22, 2012

Heidi Klum and Seal Split


Heidi Klum and Seal have confirmed that they are splitting.

Joe Paterno Dies



Former Penn State coach Joe Paterno has died, he was 85.

January 20, 2012

Chris Brown Cheats On Girlfriend... With Rihanna



Rihanna and Chris Brown are in love folks, deal with it.

Etta James Dead At 73



Singer Etta James has lost her battle with leukemia. She was 73.

Thai Man Marries Dead Girlfriend



Most wedding vows include "til death do us part," not the other way around.

Kris Jenner Tried To Start An All-Kardashian Magazine



Oh these Kardashians and their silly ideas.

DUI Suspect Jumps In Pacific Ocean To Escape Police



If there's one thing that you want to do to prove to cops that you're not drunk, it's jump in the ocean to get away from them.

January 19, 2012

Trial Date Set For Man Accused Of Murdering Jennifer Hudson's Family



Jennifer Hudson has shown admirable strength since her entire family was murdered back in 2008, and now the man accused of the heinous crimes is set to go to trial in April.

Authorities Find Dead Man's Hands, Feet In Hollywood Murder Mystery



Authorities are one step closer to putting together the pieces of the puzzle in the death of an unidentified man whose head was found near the Hollywood sign.

Model Lauren Scrugg Photographed Six Weeks After Propeller Accident




Model and fashion blogger Lauren Scrugg is making progress since walking into an airplane propeller by mistake.

Lawmakers Pull Support From SOPA Following Online Protests



The people have spoken.

Italian Ship Captain Claims He "Tripped" Into Lifeboat



As if his reputation wasn't already down in the dumps, Francesco Schettino is making sure that everyone hates him.