Bride Dies On Wedding Day

This is sad.

Lindsay Lohan Parties To Celebrate Probation End

This doesn't really seem like a good idea.

Pam Anderson Want Her Sons To Do Drugs

This is probably great news for her children.

Justin Bieber Tweets Old Lady's Phone Number

Justin Bieber loves to play games.

Will Ferrell Announces 'Anchorman' Sequel

This is great news.

Kris Humphries Threatens Kim Kardashian

Kris Humphries is still fighting this divorce situation.

Rihanna Blasts Reporter Over Ashton Kutcher Question

This reporter had to have seen this coming.

Model Lauren Scrugg Sues Over Airplane Accident

Model Lauren Scruggs is suing for the accident that cost her an eye and a hand.

Alicia Silverstone Chews Up Son's Food, Spits It In His Mouth

Um, so....yeah.

Octomom Poses Semi-Nude For Money

Octomom is doing whatever she can to survive America.

Transgender Woman Kicked Out Of Miss Universe Pageant

Apparently being born a dude isn't a way to win a beauty pageant.

Bethenny Frankel's Mom Blasts Her Marriage

Bethenny Frankel's mother is a piece of work.

Bravo Introduces 'The Real Housewives of Vancouver'

America has had the Real Housewives franchise on lock for a while now, and now Canada wants in on the money pot.

Bobby Brown Arrested For Drunk Driving

Bobby Brown is back in trouble.

Woman Sues Apple Because She Walked Into Glass Store Door

People really love to abuse that notion that it's a free country.

Soldier Accused Of Killing Afghan Civilians Facing Murder Charges

The soldier who is accused of killing 16 Afghan civilians is facing multiple murder charges for the debacle.

Tiger Woods Wins PGA Tournament

That's it Tiger, slow and steady wins the race.

'Bad Girls Club' Star Arrested For Assault

This is surprising news.

Alleged Crazed Fan Pours Flour All Over Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian loves these kind of games.

Cocaine Found In Whitney's System, Coroner Reveals Cause Of Death

The coroner has concluded Whitney Houston's cause of death.

Fantasia Gets No Love From Boyfriend's Fam

Oh Fantasia.

Cocaine Smuggler Gets 'SMUGLER' License Plate, Goes To Jail

This person wanted to get caught.

Guliana Rancic Gets An E! True Hollywood Story

Guiliana Rancic is officially a celebrity.

Mike "The Situation" Denies He's An Addict

The first step is admitting that you have a problem.

'Real Housewives' Star Taylor Armstrong Dumps Her Boyfriend

Wait, she has a boyfriend?

El Debarge Arrested On Drug Possession Charges

Addiction is a powerful force.

756 Pound Woman Gets Engaged To A Chef

Makes sense.

Asthon Kutcher Is Going To Space

This is good news.

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Goes To Rehab

The demise of the Jersey Shore is drawing near.

Kim Kardashian Says She's Not Dating Kanye West

Kim Kardashian is responding to rumors that she probably had someone create.

Oprah Fires 30 Employees At OWN

Oprah's new network just went from a ghost town to a slaughterhouse.

Mom Gets 5 Years In Prison For Enrolling Son In Better School District

All that she was trying to do was give her child access to a better education.

Beyonce Announces Her Stage Comeback

As if you didn't know this already, Beyonce refuses to stay out of the spotlight for too long. It is her job after all.

Child Calls Cops On Mom For Drunk Driving

Parents be warned: big brother is always watching!

Model Arrested For Heading International Drug Ring

With the economy the way that it is, this model had no choice but to find other means of employment.

Adele Wants To Lose More Weight

Or does she?

Pregnant Snooki Will Return To Jersey Shore

This has got to be a joke.

Katy Perry Performs 'N----s In Paris'

Yeah, we're just as confused as you are.

Bobbi Kristina Is Not Getting Married

Calm down America, she's not taking the leap...yet.

Law Firm Fires Employees For Wearing Orange Shirts

Yeah, this can't be legal.

Carrie Bradshaw's 'SATC' Apartment Goes Up For Sale

Every single woman worth her weight in red-bottoms secretly wants to be Carrie Bradshaw.

Rosie O'Donnell's Show Gets The Boot

Well it's about time.

Kris Jenner Tweets Topless Photo

We get what she was trying to do, but still....

Kony 2012 Head Jason Russell Busted Masturbating In Public

Well this is a sticky situation.

Jennifer Lopez Can't Stop Talking About Her Divorce

You made this love monster. Congratulations America.

George Clooney Arrested In Washington D.C.

George Clooney wants you to know that he's down for the cause.

Tornadoes Hit Michigan

Michigan is having a rough start to its weekend.

2-Year-Old Picks Million Dollar Lottery Ticket

Toddlers are smarter than you think.

Snooki Releases A Line Of Animal Print Handbags

Snooki is serious about making enough money so that her baby can afford all the spray tanning its little heart desires.

Rihanna Explains Why She Gave Chris Brown Another Chance

Rihanna does what she wants America get used to it.