Khloe & Lamar Cancel Reality Show

Finally some good news out of the Kardashian camp.

Snooki Says She's Mature

Sure. Snooki is a changed woman America.

Tamera Mowry Is Pregnant, Wants A Boy

Tamera Mowry is about to be a mommy.

Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend For Turning Down Sex

Wow.


A Florida woman was arrested and charged with battery for beating up her boyfriend when he turned her down for sex. 34-year-old Stacey Ann-Ortiz came home from a night of drinking and tried to get a little frisky with her beau which he declined to "lie in bed and watch TV."

Of course TV can be very addicting, so his options are understandable, but Ortiz didn't seem to have much empathy.

During the attack, the victim "ran down the stairs and out of the garage," but Ortiz chased after him. Police were called, Ortiz was taken away in handcuffs and her boyfriend--who was almost naked--was left to think about his terrible choice in a life partner.

Bobby Brown Gets Probation In DUI Case

Bobby Brown just got some really good news.

New York Mom Fired After Giving Boss Her Kidney

This is beyond rude.

Courtney Love's Lawyer Quits

Courtney Love has no one in her corner.

Kardashians Sign $40 Million Reality TV Deal

The folks over at E! need to be stoned.

Customer Attacks McDonald's Employee With A Bat Over Slow Service

What happened to "I'm lovin' it?"

Jennifer Hudson Testifies In Family Murder Trial

This must be very hard for her.

Deion Sanders Gets Jumped By His Wife...And Her Friend

Deion Sanders' life is spiraling out of control.

4-Year-Old Mistakenly Does Cocaine

Poor baby.

Chelsea Handler (Still) Hates Angelina Jolie

Chelsea Handler doesn't mince words.

Former Reporter Claims To Have Done Drugs With Lindsay Lohan

This is beyond unprofessional.

Tyra Banks Fires Everybody From 'Top Model'

Tyra Banks is hard core.

Katy Perry Wants To Get Russell Brand Back

Something about this story seems fishy.

The Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, Splits From His Wife

The pregnant man is soooo over being married.

Americans Are Obsessed With Chin Implant Surgeries

Boobs are out, chins are in!

'Basketball Wives' Star Jennifer Williams Files Lawsuit After Getting Slapped On TV

Getting slapped on TV is very awkward, but so is filing a lawsuit rather than just fighting back.

Mel Gibson Busted Being Racist...And Rude

Mel Gibson rants are God's way of saying "you're not as crazy as you think." You should thank this man!

New Jersey Couple Sues Landlord Over Alleged Haunted House

Ghosts most definitely bring your property value down.

Kim Kardashian Wants To Be Mayor Of Southern Calif. City

This is so stupid.

Warren Buffett Has Prostate Cancer

Billionaire Warren Buffett has cancer.

Simon Cowell Gives Ex $8 Million Mansion

Breaking up with Simon Cowell is the best thing a woman can do for her career, her bank account, and living situation.

Halle Berry Is Excited To Be Engaged...Again

Halle Berry is giving hope to ingle women everywhere.

Indiana Woman Named Fellony, Catches A Felony After Bar Attack

Blame her mom for this.

Marc Anthony Wants Jennifer Lopez Back

The plot thickens.

Ryan O'Neal Has Cancer

Sad news.

Courtney Love And Her Daughter Are Still Not Friends

Courntey Love and her daughter need to talk Jesus...or some other religious equivalent.

Wal-mart Employee Finds Mini-Meth Lab In Store Bathroom

Oh Walmart, please stop the madness.

Married Couple Kevin Bacon, Kyra Sedgwick Are Cousins

Yikes.

The Critics Hate Rihanna's New Movie

The reviews are in, and they're not good.

Woman Regrets Having 56 Stars Tattooed On Her Face

Um, really?

73-Year-Old Granny Busted For Selling Marijuana, Harboring Over $270K In Cash

This lady is cooler than your grandma.

Comedian Kevin Hart's Ex Attacks His Lawyer

Well this doesn't sound very nice.

'MDNA' Sales Down Nearly 90 Percent Since No. 1 Debut

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Charles Manson Denied Parole...Again

At least he's consistent.

Marc Anthony Files Paperwork To Divorce Jennifer Lopez

Took him long enough.

Police Sergeant Busted Masturbating In Squad Car

The economy is too shaky for people to be making rookie mistakes like this.

Chevy Chase Is Certifiably Crazy, Calls Community 'Mediocre'

Chevy Chase is super-duper crazy.

Reggie Bush Rejects Kim Kardashian

Rejection is such a bitter pill to swallow.

California Man Commits Mail Fraud To Buy Sex Toys

This is pretty embarrassing.

Is Bobbi Kristina Getting A Reality Show?

Hopefully this isn't true.

Rick Santorum Ends Presidential Bid

Rick Santorum is finally making some good decisions.

Mega Millions Lottery Winners Revealed

The wait is over, the three winners of the Mega Millions lottery have been identified.

Facebook Buys Instagram For $1 Billion

Hey Myspace (if you're still alive), Facebook is making power moves. Take note!

Jury Selection Begins In Trial Against Jennifer Hudson's Ex Brother-In-Law

Jury selection in the trail against Jennifer Hudson's brother-in-law has officially started.

Maryland Woman Claiming Mega Millions Winnings, Loses Lotto Ticket

Somebody come and get this lady.

Jesse James Is Seeking Redemption

Jesse James just wants you to love him again, America.

Journalist Mike Wallace Dies In Connecticut

Veteran journalist, Mike Wallace has died. He was 93.