July 24, 2012

Woman Calls 911 To Complain About Her Mugshot


Just because you break the law doesn't mean you have to stop loving yourself.


What The Hell Is Going On With The Jacksons...Now?


The Jackson's are a crazy bunch but things are getting a little weird, even by their standards.

Suri Cruise Needs To Fire Her Publicist


Suri Cruise doesn't deserve this treatment.

July 16, 2012

No One Wants To Buy Photos Of Kourtney Kardashian's Baby

Yikes.

Charlie Sheen Quits Twitter


It was fun while it lasted, but Charlie Sheen is so over Twitter (allegedly).

Everyone Quits 'Idol,' Aretha Franklin Wants In



American Idol will never be the same again.

Elmo Is Anti-Semitic


Elmo is super rude.


Well, not the real Elmo (that dude is a national treasure!), the fake one. Actually, it was just some raging lunatic in New York's Central Park screaming about how much "The Jews" are ruining his life. 

The unidentified weirdo attacked people at the park's zoo (with his words of course) claiming to have been done wrong. Apparently this guy does this pretty often, so if you want to learn more about him, you're going to have to hit Google.

 If you're too lazy for all that, just watch the video below.